charge nurse. If this column wasn't a professional piece of art, I'd
have put in writing what I had to say about that (in the locker room,
of course).
On the 9th day of Christmas my OR gave to me ... the one room with
the reliable computer. It didn't freeze or back itself up or reboot with
no warning. I almost burst out into my happy dance.
On the 10th day of Christmas my OR gave to me ... 10 minutes to go to
the bathroom and didn't count it as a break.
On the 11th day of Christmas my OR gave to me …11 weeks without
having to work with Dr. Ima Weasel.
On the 12th day of Christmas my OR gave to me …12 more months
of working a job I love.
OSM
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