"A Spoonful of Sugar" (Mary Poppins)
Helps the mendacity go down in the monthly staff meetings.
Hence the donuts.
"Stay Awake" (Mary Poppins)
Me at 0700 after being there all night doing elective call cases. And
guess what else, I can't go home because 2 called out sick and the
schedule already has 5 add-ons.
"Honor to Us All" (Mulan)
We finished 4 knee scopes and 3 carpal tunnels by 1430.
"I See the Light" (Tangled)
No, you don't ... don't go to the light.
"Cruella de Vil" (101 Dalmatians)
Only one of my many aliases.
"Strangers Like Me" (Tarzan)
A travel nurse.
"Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" (Cinderella)
It's going to take more than magic words to clean up the mess a shoulder
scope leaves and not to even mention doing it in management's delusion
of 20 minutes. Throwing in 7 vertically challenged men whistling while
they work would be appreciated, though.
"Almost There" (Princess and the Frog)
It's Friday and in 15 minutes it will be 1500.
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