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My patients rarely endure plumbing problems. I'm blessed with truly
seasoned nurses who can spot a potential problem days before it
occurs. However, as I age and feel my prostate growing daily, I think I
will forgo my next procedure (facelift — just kidding) in order to avert
even the remotest chance of a dreaded STRAIGHT CATH. The mere men-
tion of these words still makes me shudder. OSM
C U T T I N G R E M A R K S
Dr. Kelly (johndak4@gmail.com) is an orthopedic surgeon/
sports-shoulder specialist who practices in Philadelphia, Pa.
