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the Bee Gees. The good news is that I no longer slick my hair back,
and for the past 5 years, I've abandoned the 3-piece white suit. Just
don't mess with my Donna Summer greatest hits CD.
• Girly Man Disciples. Lastly I would like to poke fun at all those who
hold what I call "girly man" music in high esteem. You know, the types
of songs we used to slow dance to on prom night. These songs have a
tempo set at glacial speed. Such songs do nothing to energize the operating room and are best reserved for anniversary dinners, elevators and
K-mart. Don't get me wrong: Fine artists produced many of these songs.
Just reserve them for my funeral. OSM
Dr. Kelly (johndkellyiv@aol.com) is an orthopedic surgeon/ sports-shoulder
specialist who practices in Philadelphia, Pa.
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