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Marking Madness - April 2013 - Subscribe

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OSM560-April_DIGITAL_Layout 1 4/5/13 2:33 PM Page 158 BEHIND CLOSED DOORS plastic shopping bag recycled from the break-room refrigerator. We just finished orienting the guy we hired in the home improvement store parking lot. He'll take your vital signs and record them on a junk mail envelope with a lottery-stand pencil. Take your belongings with you when you walk to the OR, as you won't be returning here for recovery. Your anesthesia will be provided by Dr. Leatherstrap, and your surgeon, Dr. Shortstraw, uses the techniques he perfected 70 years ago. Pain medication is a la carte; please mark your menu ahead of time and have correct change in the checkout line. OSM Ms. Watkins can be reached at pwatkins12@comcast.net. 1 5 8 | O U T PAT I E N T S U R G E R Y M A G A Z I N E | A P R I L 2 013

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